Crazy Stupid Names

I just read an article on Gwenyth Paltrow’s new baby. She named her baby Apple? What the heck?
And also the baby was almost 10 lbs (about 4.5 kg). That’s a big baby.

Anyways I was talking about this with my coworker and she sent me a list of names of celebrity babies that she saw on the web. What were they thinking? Only explanation I can come up with is.. they must have been on drugs. Otherwise They are CRAZY!!!


Hollywood’s worst baby-name offenders

10. Rumer Glenn, Tallulah Belle and Scout LaRue, daughters of

Bruce Willis and Demi Moore
9. Jett, son of John Travolta and Kelly Preston
8. Diezel and Denim, sons of Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis
7. Prince Michael, Prince Michael II (AKA Blanket), and Paris Michael, children of Michael Jackson
6. Speck Wildhorse and Hud, sons of John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin
5. Pilot Inspektor, son of Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
4. Tu Morrow, daughter of Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayre (seriously)
3. Audio Science, son of Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton
2. Moon Unit, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan, Dweezil, and Diva, children of Frank Zappa
1. Heavenly Hiraani, Tiger Lily, Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom, and Pixie, daughters of the late Paula Yates (Tiger Lily’s dad is the late Michael Hutchence Bob Geldof is father to the other three)

Dishonorable Mentions:

Zowie (son of

David Bowie — he later changed his name to Joe before settling on Duncan);

Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q (son of


Banjo (son of

Rachel Griffiths),

Jaz (daughter of Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf),

Romeo and Brooklyn (sons of

Victoria and David Beckham),

Aurelius (son of

Elle Macpherson),

Lyric and Zephyr (daughter and son of

Robby Benson),

Hopper (son of

Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn),

Kyd (son of

David Duchovny and Tea Leoni),

Reignbeau and Freedom (son and daughter of

Ving Rhames), and

(gulp) Jermajesty (son of

Jermaine Jackson).


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